SHE'S RUNNING A HAREM now?!

*Arthur England Kirkland - British Whore.
*Matthieu 'Chibi Matty' Williams - Canadian Whore
*Hayley Jones - Commie Whore.
*Kirei Haruko - Native Whore.
*Vanessa 'Arkansas' Jones - Southern Whore.

[I need more whores, bitches,sluts,wifeys,etc... Just tell me if you wanna be one~]

...WHERE'S MY CANON, BITCH.

...who happens to be even more Sueish than her mommy.

She's ... special? She changes form when she's very emotional, her eyes will change a certain color, big freaking wings sprout from her back, the color of them varies. , she can control elements, talk to spirits and has a pet dragon named Fang. Hehehe... ^^" Also, she sometimes turns into a ( Read more... )

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So, Lily, why the hell did you decide to roleplay England during the homework overload semester?!

And my answer will be:
I DON'T KNOW.

What is this freak occurence.

There's apparently been a tornado right on my doorstep. O.O

Oh yeah and it's supposed to get worse.

THIS IS NOT SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DAMMIT. THIS IS ENGLAND WEATHER. I'M FREEZING.

ENGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, COME WARM ME UP~

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They never bothered telling me in preschool that I'd never have naptime ever again. :[ And Alexander said that when he was in kindergarten in the UK he'd bring a giant teddy bear twice his size and pretend to sleep on that, rolling around with it to pretend that he was restless ( Read more... )

So, there's this Kayne West Apology generator that is so frakking hilarious! Why?

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO BEN BARNES AND MARY MCDONNELL FOR FRAKKING THE CAT. I SPOKE TO MARY MCDONNELL RIGHT AFTER. BEN BARNES IS VERY HOT !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR RUNNING AND SINGING!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY ( Read more... )

Steven L. Anderson talks about how gays and lesbians should be exterminated and how gays are pedophiles.

( cut for bitching at my own religion. )

Yesterday, I went to the beach. I didn't go swimming, though I really wanted to. Why? Because of that bloody time of the month affair.
Why is it that every time we go somewhere where I can go swimming I have to get my period right before we leave?! The universe is unfair. It obviously wants me to never swim again or something. Frak my life.

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